Tuesday, May 11, 2010

THE PHONE CALL.....

TRING TRING....... LINE 1: HELLO LINE 2: WHO' THIS??? 1: I'M THE MAID. 2: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID. 1: I WAS JUST HIRED BY THE LADY IN THE HOUSE. 2: I'M HER HUSBAND. IS SHE IN THE HOUSE. 1: SHE IS UPSTAIRS WITH SOMEONE ............... I JUST FIGURED WAS HER HUSBAND. 2: !!!! 1: HELLO!!!! 2: LISTEN.... WOULD YOU LIKE $50000? 1: WHAT SHOULD I DO? 2: GET THE GUN FROM MY DEN... AND SHOOT THEM BOTH. BANG......... BANG.......... 1: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE BODIES? 2: THROW THEM IN THE SWIMMING POOL. 1: WHAT????? WE DON'T HAVE A POOL. 2: !!!!!! IS THIS 8324831?????