Tuesday, May 11, 2010
THE PHONE CALL.....
TRING TRING.......
LINE 1: HELLO
LINE 2: WHO' THIS???
1: I'M THE MAID.
2: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID.
1: I WAS JUST HIRED BY THE LADY IN THE HOUSE.
2: I'M HER HUSBAND. IS SHE IN THE HOUSE.
1: SHE IS UPSTAIRS WITH SOMEONE ............... I JUST FIGURED WAS HER HUSBAND.
2: !!!!
1: HELLO!!!!
2: LISTEN.... WOULD YOU LIKE $50000?
1: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
2: GET THE GUN FROM MY DEN... AND SHOOT THEM BOTH.
BANG......... BANG..........
1: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE BODIES?
2: THROW THEM IN THE SWIMMING POOL.
1: WHAT????? WE DON'T HAVE A POOL.
2: !!!!!! IS THIS 8324831?????
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