Newton commits suiside

Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why. Here is the reason. Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth. 2. In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess! , what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits Suicide.

The Wrong Adress.....

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he

decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong

e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her

husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting

condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st

message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his

mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: January 31, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we

are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has

been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

History worth reading......

Have you ever noticed the coincidences in the lives of Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy??? Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808 Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908 John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839 Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939 Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat ! Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the "kicker": A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. and Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater. Creepy, huh? Can you explain these coincidences?????? Or may be they are not just coincidences...... Have a history teacher explain this if they can....

R K Lakshman's cartoons....

hi... While browsing the net, I foung some collection of RK Narayan's Cartoons.... Let me share them with u...... hope u liked them...... ప్రదీప్

my first post

hi frns...... this is my 1st post...... i thought 4 a long time before starting this blog...... what should me my 1st post..... got no ideas...... so i finally made a decision....... this post will be abt myself....... the name my parents named me is pradeep..... but there are other names my frns call me..... different group of friends call me by different names...... DCP in my blog's name r not my initials..... its wht some of my frns call me..... my family call me deepu..... people frm my school used to call me gvs.. ... my initials..... frns call me dcp..... some call dcp sir...... people from my college call me by my surname..... i dnt wnt to tell it hear.... i dnt wnt more people calling me by my surname...... i told them many times.... i dnt understand why they cant remember a simple name and call me by my surname..... ok..... enough abt my name..... names actually...... there are many others.... dnt want 2 bore u people..... i'm frm a place called amalapuram..... those who saw the movie arya cnt forget that name i guess..... nw working in b'glre...... people say i'm lazy..... i'm not sure abt that..... i do what i like to do.... not becoz someone wants me to..... i dont have many close frns...... but have some very gud frns 4 whom i would do anything...... i dont mind abt yesterday or 2moro..... only 2day is important 2 me...... i love music..... not a gud singer though...... most of my free time i spend listening to my fav tracks....... while brousing net, while traveling i always have my headphones on...... one more of my passion is movies..... language is not a problem until i understand the movie..... and dnt care abt the genre.... comedy, romance, action, drama, thriller, horror, sci-fi....... anything goes 4 me untill i dont find the movie bored....... one actor i like the most is tom hanks...... want to make a film someday...... atleast a short film..... i dnt get much time 2 read books..... and i'm a bit lazy to sit through a whole book...... but managed 2 read a few..... liked the books of jeffrey archer and rk narayan among the ones i read...... what else 2 write........ feeling a bit lazy...... wil continue in the nxt post...... people say i'm lazy....... i've written a lot ..... didn't i????? now feel bored of writing..... hope u dnt feel bored of reading..... my 1st post guys.... if u really fel bored.... sorry.....