The Tale of Avahontas

Disney's(James Cameron's) Pocahontas,1995(Avatar,2009) In 1607(2154), a ship carrying John Smith(Jake Sully) arrives in the lush new world of North America(Pandora). The settlers are mining for gold(Unobtanium) under the supervision of Governor Ratcliffe(Colonel Quaritch). John Smith(Jake Sully) begins to explore the new territory and encounters Pocahontas(Neytiri). Initially she is distrustful of him, but a message from Grandmother Willow(the tree of souls) helps her overcome her trepidation. The two begin spending time together, Pocahontas(Neytiri) helps John(Jake) understand that all life is valuable, and how all nature is a connected circle of life. Furthermore she teaches him how to hunt, grow crops(tame dragons), and of her culture. We find that her father is Chief Powhatan(Eytucan), and that she is set to be married to Kocoum(Tsu'tey), a great warrior, but a serious man, whom Pocahontas(Neytiri) does not desire. Over time, John(Jake) and Pocahontas(Neytiri) fall in love. Back at the settlement, the men, who believe the natives are savages, plan to attack the natives for gold(Unobtanium). Kocoum(Tsu'tey) tries to kill John(Jake) out of jealousy but he is later killed by the settlers. As the settlers prepare to attack, John(Jake) is blamed by the natives and is sentenced to death. Just before they kill him, the settlers arrive. Chief Powhatan(Eytucan) is nearly killed(killed), and John(Jake) sustains injuries from Governor Ratcliffe(Colonel Quaritch), who is then brought to justice(shot with arrows). Pocahontas(Neytiri) risks her life to save John(Jake). John and Pocahontas(Jake and Neytiri) finally have each other, and the two cultures resolves their differences. Now have a look at this.

THE PHONE CALL.....

TRING TRING....... LINE 1: HELLO LINE 2: WHO' THIS??? 1: I'M THE MAID. 2: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID. 1: I WAS JUST HIRED BY THE LADY IN THE HOUSE. 2: I'M HER HUSBAND. IS SHE IN THE HOUSE. 1: SHE IS UPSTAIRS WITH SOMEONE ............... I JUST FIGURED WAS HER HUSBAND. 2: !!!! 1: HELLO!!!! 2: LISTEN.... WOULD YOU LIKE $50000? 1: WHAT SHOULD I DO? 2: GET THE GUN FROM MY DEN... AND SHOOT THEM BOTH. BANG......... BANG.......... 1: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE BODIES? 2: THROW THEM IN THE SWIMMING POOL. 1: WHAT????? WE DON'T HAVE A POOL. 2: !!!!!! IS THIS 8324831?????

Thanks to the forwarded mails

Hello ,

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
forwarded chain letters to me in the past few years.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that
it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on
a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other
place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks
for fear that
someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try
to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I
get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and
urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no
matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me
to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been
7 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were
supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did
the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to
use my account to transfer his uncle property of some
hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
Ganesh Vandana ,Tirupati Balaji pics etc.. now most
of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone
else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people
in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head
today at 6:30pm.

Dr. Abdul Kalam's Letter to Every Indian

Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why? We are the first in milk production. We are number one in Remote sensing satellites. We are the second largest producer of wheat. We are the second largest producer of rice. Look at Dr. Sudarshan; he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters. I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried among other news.

In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Why are we so NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? We want foreign TVs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.

Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India. For her, you and I will have to build this developed India. You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.

Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.

Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours..

YOU say that our government is inefficient. YOU say that our laws are too old. YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke. The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination. YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.

YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?

Take a person on his way to Singapore. Give him a name - 'YOURS'. Give him a face - 'YOURS'. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity… In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai. YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.

YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds (Rs.650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else. 'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand. Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston??? We are still talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India?

In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan. Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility. We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms. We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity. This applies even to the staff that is known not to pass on the service to the public.

When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone fore go my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system? What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbors, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr. Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away.

Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.

Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too…. I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians…..

'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'

Let’s do what India needs from us.

Thank you,

Dr. Abdul Kalam

MUNNABHAI MBBS DICTIONARY

1) Antibody - Against everyone 2) Artery - The study of fine paintings 3) Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria 4) Bowel - Letters like a,e,i,o,u 5) Caesarian Section - A district in Rome 6) Cardiology - Advanced study of Poker playing 7) Cat Scan - Searching for lost kitty 8) Coma - Punctuation mark Yaar, Simple! 9) Cyst - A short for sister 10) Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose 11) Dilate - The late British Princess Diana 12) Enema - Not a friend 13) False Labor - Pretending to work 14) Genes - Blue denim 15) Hernia - She is close by 16) Hymen - Greeting to several males 17) Impotent - distinguished / well-known 18) Labor Pain - Hurt at work 19) Menopause - Men no wait 20) Microbes - Small dressing gowns 21) Obesity - City of Obe 22) Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize 23) Protein - in favor of teens 24) Pulse – Grain 25) Pus - Small cat 26) Red Blood Count – Dracula 27) Secretion – Hiding anything 28) Tablet - Small table 29) Urine - Opposite of you are out 30) Varicose - Very close

Who's this???

Anyone can tell me who is the girl in the picture???

Try to identify her. Good if you cane tell who she is.... If not just scroll down.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yes... she is the girl who played Harleen in Love Aaj Kal. She's is Giselle Monteiro, a model from Brazil. She actually auditioned for the role of Jo, Saif Ali Khan's girlfriend in the second half of the film. News is that Giselle and choreographer Saroj Khan had a tough time getting the dance movements and expressions right in a song in the film.

Bollywood and More Plagiarism

Bollywood movies are often targeted for copyin gfrom Hollywood. Directors like Sanjay Gupta and Vikram Bhatt are calld the DVD Directors. Though there have been some good remakes like sholay, aradhana, rang de basanti, raaz , baazigar... some directors copy hpllywood movies scene by scene. Here is a list of Bollywood movies lifted, inspired or copied from Hollywood films.

Aradhana 1969 To Each His Own 1946

Abhimaan 1973 A Star Is Born 1954

Khotey Sikkay 1973 The Magnificent Seven 1960

Dharmatma 1975 The Godfather 1972

Rafoo Chakkar 1975 Some Like It Hot 1959

Sholay 1975 The Magnificent Seven 1960

Karz 1980 The Reincarnation of Peter Proud 1975

The Burning Train 1980 Shinkansen Daibakuha 1975

Shaukeen 1981 Boys' Night Out 1962

Janbaaz=Duel in the Sun (1946)

Satte Pe Satta 1982 Seven Brides For Seven Brothers 1954

Ek Ruka Hua Faisla 1986 12 Angry Men 1957

Khoon Bhari Maang 1988 Return to Eden 1983

Tezaab 1988 Streets of fire 1984

Agneepath 1990 Scarface 1983

Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahin 1991 It Happened One Night 1934

Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar 1992 Breaking Away 1979

Chamatkar 1992 Blackbeard's Ghost 1968

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki 1992 Overboard 1987

Baazigar 1993 A Kiss Before Dying 1991

Khal-Naaikaa 1993 The Hand That Rocks The Cradle 1992

Yeh Dillagi 1994 Sabrina 1954

Main Khiladi Tu Anari 1994 The Hard Way 1991

Akele Hum Akele Tum 1995 Kramer vs. Kramer 1979

Yaraana 1995 Sleeping with the Enemy 1991

Criminal 1995 The Fugitive 1993

Daraar 1996 Sleeping with the Enemy 1991

Agni Sakshi 1996 Sleeping with the Enemy 1991

Papi Gudia 1996 Child's Play 1988

Deewana Mastana 1997 What About Bob? 1991

Judwaa 1997 Twin Dragons 1992

Chor machaye shor(1997).. Blue Streak

Chachi 420 1998 Mrs. Doubtfire 1993

Ghulam 1998 On the Waterfront 1954

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha 1998 French Kiss 1995

Dushman 1998 Eye for an Eye 1996

Sangharsh 1999 The Silence of the Lambs 1991

Josh 2000 West Side Story 1961

Bichhoo 2000 Leon: The Professional 1994

Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega 2000 While You Were Sleeping 1995

Dhaai Akshar Prem Ke 2000 A Walk in the Clouds 1995

Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye 2000 The Wedding Singer 1998

Ajnabee 2001 Consenting Adults 1992

Pyaar Tune Kya Kiya 2001 Fatal Attraction 1987

Kyo Kii... Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta 2001 Liar Liar 1997

Kasoor 2001 Jagged Edge 1985

Awara Paagal Deewana 2002 The Whole Nine Yards 2000

Humraaz 2002 A Perfect Murder 1998

Kaante 2002 Reservoir Dogs 1992

Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin 2002 Analyze This 1999

Chor Machaaye Shor 2002 Blue Streak 1999

Baadshah(SRK starrer) = Nick Of Time, The Mask, Rush Hour, Mr. Nice Guy

Fareb = Unlawful Entry (1992)

Sauda --> Indecent Proposal (1993) ,The Deal (2005)

Hum Hain Kamaal Ke= See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989).

Deewangee 2002 Primal Fear 1996

Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai 2002 My Best Friend's Wedding 1997

Raaz 2002 What Lies Beneath 2000

Ek Chhoti Si Love Story 2002 A Short Film About Love 1998

Footpath 2003 State of Grace 1990

Inteha 2003 Fear 1996

Dhoom(2003): The Fast and the Furious (2001) &Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Jism 2003 Body Heat 1981

Koi Mil Gaya 2003 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

Kucch To Hai 2003 I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

Qayamat: City Under Threat 2003 The Rock 1996

Aetbaar 2004 Fear 1996

Plan 2004 Suicide Kings 1997

Saaya 2003 Dragonfly 2002

Shukriya: Till Death Do Us Apart 2004 Meet Joe Black 1998

Hum Tum 2004 When Harry Met Sally 1989

Munnabhai MBBS(2003)..Patch Adams(1998)

Murder 2004 Unfaithful 2002

Aitraaz 2004 Disclosure 1994

Musafir 2004 U-Turn 1997

Phir Milenge 2004 Philadelphia 1993

Salaam Namaste…Nine Months

Paap 2004 The Witness 1969

Black 2005 The Miracle Worker 1962

Bunty Aur Babli 2005 Bonnie & Clyde 1967

Chocolate: Deep Dark Secrets 2005 The Usual Suspects 1995

Sarkar 2005 The Godfather 1972

Deewane Huye Pagal 2005 There's Something About Mary 1998

Ek Ajnabee 2005 Man on Fire 2004

Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena 2005 Confidence 2003

Garam Masala 2005 Boeing Boeing 1965

Kyun Ki 2005 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1975

Main Aisa Hi Hoon 2005 I am Sam 2001

Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya? 2005 Cactus Flower 1969

Naina 2005 The Eye 2002

Zeher 2005 Out of Time 2003

Jurm 2005 Double Jeopardy 1999

Humko Deewana Kar Gaye 2006 Notting Hill 1999

Zinda 2006 Oldboy 2003

Bas Ek Pal 2006 Carne Trémula 1997

Rang De Basanti: All My Sons (1948) & Jesus of Montreal.

Naksha 2006 The Rundown 2003

Phir Hera Pheri 2006 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998

Alag 2006 Powder 1995

I See You 2006 Just Like Heaven 2005

Tathastu 2006 John Q 2002

Malamaal Weekly 2006 Waking Ned 1998

Aap Ki Khatir 2006 The Wedding Date 2003

Taxi No. 9211 2006 Changing Lanes 2002

The Killer 2006 Collateral 2004

Ek Ajnabee --> Man On Fire (2004)

Krrish 2006 Paycheck

Zinda --> Oldboy (Korean Movie)

Nishabd 2007 Lolita 1962

Awarapan 2007 A Bittersweet Life 2005

Chak De India 2007 Miracle 2004

Dhamaal 2007 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. 1963

Bheja Fry 2007 Diner de cons 1998

Naqaab 2007 Dot the I 2003

Speed 2007 Cellular 2004

Salaam-e-Ishq copied from Love Actually

Ta Ra Rum Pum 2007 Days of Thunder 1990

Life In A... Metro 2007 The Apartment 1960

Fool n Final 2007 Snatch 2000

Heyy Babyy 2007 Three Men and a Baby 1987

Partner 2007 Hitch 2005

The Train 2007 Derailed 2005

Manorama Six Feet Under 2007 Chinatown 1974

Race 2008 Goodbye Lover 1998

u me aur hum(2008) --> the notebook and A Moment To Remember (korean)

Ugly Aur Pagli 2008 My Sassy Girl 2001

Singh Is Kinng 2008 Miracles 1989

Shaurya 2008 A Few Good Men 1992

God Tussi Great Ho 2008 Bruce Almighty 2003

Dostana 2008 I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 2007

Dasvidaniya(2008): Bucket list

Yuvvraaj 2008 Rain Man 1988

that makes 130 films including the ones in 2008.... these are just what I found.... there are a lot more.... may be in the next post.....

and coming to the films thar are in the making.....

rani mukherji and shahid kapur starrer 'dil bole hadippa'.... i recently read the concept of the film in some website.... its very close to the film "she's the man"... in that film, amanda bynes disguises as her twin brother to prove that she can play football like the boys..... in the bollywood remake, football is replaced by cricket.... afterall Indians are crazy abt cricket...

Bollywood and Plagiarism: Remakes and Inspirations(2008)

While brousing through the net I came through a concept called BoPla- short for Bollywood Plagiarism. Someone suggested this index to keep tab on Bollywood Plagiarism like the SENSEX for Stock Exchange. With more films from other languages being copied in bollywood without due credit, I think its a good idea. With each Bollywood release, we could recalculate the BoPla and work out if plagiarism in Bollywood is really killing the creativity of bollywood film makers. Let’s begin with analyzing all major Bollywood releases in 2008. And let’s work out how many have been plagiarized, copied, lifted, inspired and the one-in-a-while officially remade. The were 70 major Hindi releases last year, and let’s try to calculate how many fall into the BoPla category.

• 1920: Vikram Bhatt’s mix and match of Exorcist and Exorcism of Emily Rose
• Anamika: Anant Mahadevan writes and directs his own version of Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca
• Aamir: Straight lift of Filipino film Cavite (i actually liked this film before knowing that its a straight lift).
• Bachna Ae Haseeno: A cross between John Tucker must Die and Teen Deviyan
• Dasvidaniya: A lift of The Bucket List, but nicely done.
• De Taali: An urbanised remake of the Telugu film Totti Gang
• Dil Kabaddi: Based on Woody Allen’s Husbands and Wives
• Don Muthuswami: A lift of Sly Stallone starrer Oscar
• Dostana: Pretty close to I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry
• Ek-the power of One: Remake of Telugu film Athadu.
• Ghajini: Remake of Ghajini and a poor copy of Memento
• God Tussi Great Ho: Even the poster was a lift of Bruce Almighty
• Golmal Returns: Plot pretty close to the 1973 film Aaj ki Taaza Khabar
• Hari Puttar: The desi-fied Home Alone
• Hello: Official screen adaptation of Chetan Bhagat’s terrible novel (credited).
• Heroes: Motorcycle Diaries
• Hijack: yet another Die-Hard lift.... Parts of it from Airforce One.
• Karzzzz: A remake of Karz with additional zzzs. Originally stolen from The Reincarnation of Peter Proud.
• Krazzy 4: Rakesh Roshan got caught for stealing Ram Sampath’s tune, but still stole the plot of The Dream Team
• Kismat Connection: Aziz Mirza is inspired by Just My Luck
• Kidnap: A poor remake of Shattered
• Maharathi: Based on Gujarati play of same name (credited).
• Mere Baap Pahle Aap: remake of Malayalam film Ishtam
• Mission Istanbul: Loosely based on John Grisham’s novel The Firm. The legal firm is changed to a News Channel.
• One Two Three: Blame it on the Bellboy
• Race: Abbas Mastan continue copying - this time from Goodbye Lover.
• Rub a Ru: Lifted from If Only
• Shaurya: Samar Khan adapts A Few Good Men
• Sorry Bhai: Dan in Real life
• Sunday: A remake of the Telugu film Anukokunda Oka Roju
• U, Me Aur Hum: Ajay Devgan is inspired by The Notebook
• Ugly aur Pagli: Korean film 'My Sassy Girl' lifted by hollywood with the same name and then lifted to bollywood.
• Via Darjeeling: Different scenario, but still inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon Of all the above - only Hello and Maharathi are authorized “adapted” screenplays. The rest are plain remakes, lifts, copies and inspirations. Out of 70 Hindi films, 32 are non-originals. And among orginals, only Jaane Tu and Singh is King could work at the box office. The rest were maha-flops like Drona. So, that gives a BoPla index a count of 46%. That means more than half of the filmmakers still have the nerve make original Bollywood movies. They ought to be jailed.

Newton commits suiside

Newton-The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why. Here is the reason. Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1. Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth. 2. In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess! , what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits Suicide.

The Wrong Adress.....

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he

decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong

e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her

husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting

condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st

message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his

mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: January 31, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we

are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has

been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

History worth reading......

Have you ever noticed the coincidences in the lives of Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy??? Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808 Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908 John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839 Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939 Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat ! Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford." Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford." Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the "kicker": A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. and Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater. Creepy, huh? Can you explain these coincidences?????? Or may be they are not just coincidences...... Have a history teacher explain this if they can....

R K Lakshman's cartoons....

hi... While browsing the net, I foung some collection of RK Narayan's Cartoons.... Let me share them with u...... hope u liked them...... ప్రదీప్

my first post

hi frns...... this is my 1st post...... i thought 4 a long time before starting this blog...... what should me my 1st post..... got no ideas...... so i finally made a decision....... this post will be abt myself....... the name my parents named me is pradeep..... but there are other names my frns call me..... different group of friends call me by different names...... DCP in my blog's name r not my initials..... its wht some of my frns call me..... my family call me deepu..... people frm my school used to call me gvs.. ... my initials..... frns call me dcp..... some call dcp sir...... people from my college call me by my surname..... i dnt wnt to tell it hear.... i dnt wnt more people calling me by my surname...... i told them many times.... i dnt understand why they cant remember a simple name and call me by my surname..... ok..... enough abt my name..... names actually...... there are many others.... dnt want 2 bore u people..... i'm frm a place called amalapuram..... those who saw the movie arya cnt forget that name i guess..... nw working in b'glre...... people say i'm lazy..... i'm not sure abt that..... i do what i like to do.... not becoz someone wants me to..... i dont have many close frns...... but have some very gud frns 4 whom i would do anything...... i dont mind abt yesterday or 2moro..... only 2day is important 2 me...... i love music..... not a gud singer though...... most of my free time i spend listening to my fav tracks....... while brousing net, while traveling i always have my headphones on...... one more of my passion is movies..... language is not a problem until i understand the movie..... and dnt care abt the genre.... comedy, romance, action, drama, thriller, horror, sci-fi....... anything goes 4 me untill i dont find the movie bored....... one actor i like the most is tom hanks...... want to make a film someday...... atleast a short film..... i dnt get much time 2 read books..... and i'm a bit lazy to sit through a whole book...... but managed 2 read a few..... liked the books of jeffrey archer and rk narayan among the ones i read...... what else 2 write........ feeling a bit lazy...... wil continue in the nxt post...... people say i'm lazy....... i've written a lot ..... didn't i????? now feel bored of writing..... hope u dnt feel bored of reading..... my 1st post guys.... if u really fel bored.... sorry.....